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* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
*Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
* Ask people what gender they are.
* Wear your pants and shirt backwards then insist that it is "phycological warfare"
* Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
*Pay for a large amount of grocerys in Bolivian currency.
* Handcuff yourself to the display furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
* Construct your own pretend "x-ray," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
* As people talk, smell their shoulders.
* Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
*Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away.
* Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
*When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
* Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
* Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
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