Ways to get kicked out of Walmart :D

[xXprincesskittieXx]

throw skittles at people and yell "taste the rainbow already!"

[xXprincesskittieXx]

kick the manager and knock him down while no one is looking then shout "He's hurt! Quick someone get the manager!"

[xXprincesskittieXx]

go up to someone askin the manager someting and say "im sorry my stupid question alarm is going off now"

[PowerGirl]

*Press the customer service things around the store then quickly run away.

*Stand next to the greeters and scream, "GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!"

*Apply for a job, then when they accept you call the police saying that Wal-Mart is hiring minors that don't have work permits.

*Insist to new workers that *they* pay *you*.

*Throw paper airplanes at the security cameras, with sound effects of course.

*Shoplift the paper that says, "We do not tolerate shop lifters".

*Give the cashier a *break* then let anyone who's buying stuff take it for free.

*Open a bunch of bags and boxes, spill them all over and leave them there. Run. Fast.

*Spill all the juices on the floor and then press the customer service button. When the worker comes and falls, say, "Laying down on the job are we?" and get the manager.

*Spill all the juices on the floor THEN invite all the workers for a Slip-And-Slide party.

*Hide in the toy bin and wait for someone to come and pop out screaming, "ALWAYS LOW PRICES AT WAL-MART!"

*Do dances in front of the security cameras.

*When getting a book, bring your library card to the check-out.

[exclusivepartyman]

lol i like the ball one ive done that to my mom got mad though but nobody saw me

[autumn-hess]

OK I'll start


1: walk around for a while in a black suit with a fake walky talky humming the mision impossible song when some one asks what your doing screm "WATCH OUT!" Then push them behind a shelf

2:start a fish stick fight

3: (my favorite) this reqires a friend... Get in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

4: Walk up to an emploe and whisper to them "sode redon isle 3" Then see what they do.

5.stand in the freezer

6: When the loud speaker comes on drop to the ground and scream "TEH VOICES THERE BACK!!!"

7:Jump off a high shelf and try to fly

8:go in the electonuics section and ask some one where they can find a musical device

9: Walk up to a random person give them a big bear hug and say "I missed ya man!"

10:stand at the door and when people walk in through skittles at them and yell "Taste the rainbow!"

11:Stand at the exit and when people leave through confetti on them

[KrazyTeen]

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[Maniacaholic]

Go to the customer service and ask for them to say 'can mr goshops ommerwhereelse' for beeters tuff issonsale is waiting,

[autumn-hess]

1: (reqiurs a friend) Get in a cart have a friend push you around while you scream "the british are coming the british are coming!"

2:Start a fish stick fight

3:Walk around humming the mission impossible song in a black suit with a fake walkie talkie when some one asks what your doing scream "WATCH OUT!" And push them behind a shelf

4.stand in the freezer

5:Walk up to a worker and whisper to them "code red on asle 3" see what they do...

6:When the loud speaker comes on drop to the ground cover your ears and scream " THE VOICES THERE BACK!"

7: walk into the electronics nexts to a music device and ask some one where you can find a music device

8:When people are leaving out the door throw confetti on them

9:When people are walking in the door throw skittles at them and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW!

10:try to fly off a high shelf

11:walk up to a random person give them a big bear hug and say "I missed ya man!"

12:hand out apples to random people and snicker loudly when they take them

13:Eat the candy out of the buckets

14sing the batman theme song very loudly while running around the store in a batman halloween costume

[California_Honey]

you get something out of someone else's cart while an employee is watching