Ways to get kicked out of Walmart :D

[Holly]

Pay for everything in pennies

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

Go into the candy section and unwrap all of the chocolate bars while saying "I have to find that golden ticket!!!"

[loonylovegood13]

i found some good ones off this one website i found

Light a match under a sprinkler

Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people

Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!" (I'm doing a report on Paul Revere, that's the only reason I put it here. )

Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.

Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)

[PowerGirl]

Here's some:

Wail and kick when you find out this isn't "Ceiling-Mart".

Ask for anything not made in China.

I'll make up some more later!

[Jennie]

LOL, LOL @ ask for anything not made in China!!!

[PowerGirl]

Okay. . .continued:

*Ride one of their bikes around the store, and then say you're doing a "test drive".

*Ask one of the greeters if they would mind helping you out for Halloween, because they seem to have the scary part *down*.

*Grab the item scanner and pretend to ♥♥♥♥♥ the cashier with it.

*Stand on the check-out counter and scream, "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!"

*Ask the workers at the Wal-Mart Supercenters why they don't wear capes.

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[xXxshelbz1202xXx]

hehe i have somee:

*REALLY take a liking to that mechanical horse.
*Dance around singing "I Wish I Were an Oscar Meyer Weiner" while wearing a hot pink feather boa from the kids department.
*Keep pressing those costumer service things.
*Stand in line at the checkout with a package of toilet paper. Cross your legs, jump up and down.
*Ask the guy in the ♥♥♥♥ department to borrow his best revolver because the guy in lawn and gardens just made you mad.

[AstroHazey]

During Halloween put on those masks and sneak up behind the workers and scare them.

Spend all day playing the video games.

Play tag while the store has a ton of people in it.

[Sophieboopbop]

Scavange the store for all of the candy push your cart(filled with candy) at high speed bumping into employees and customers shouting i'v got all the candy in the store!!!!!!until you get kicked out(which would happen pretty fast)

This one is pretty funny but you wouldnt get kicked out:go to the baby section and ask for size 12 diapers

sing if your happy and you know it while using a cashier conveyor belt as a treadmill

go around scanning customers carts picking out all the junk food and adding it to your cart while saying the dentist says these are bad for your teeth
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[sparker130]

When someone with a cart shopping isn't looking, take their stuff and chant " We're not gonna take it no we ain;'t gonna take it anymore!" then throw the stuff at the manager/and or employees.