Banana Hat War

[PowerGirl]

Originally Posted by loonylovegood13

Then i plead you to let me come live in your beach house until i spot miley.

Ok.

Anyway, so THEN I take the Banana Pirate Army's hats and sell them on eBay and THEN build a water park/amusement park/movie theater/animal shelter. And it's eco-friendly too!

[loonylovegood13]

And i make a vow to myself that i will not ruin your amazing park because it sounds so cool. And, i want free passes again.

[PowerGirl]

Originally Posted by loonylovegood13

And i make a vow to myself that i will not ruin your amazing park because it sounds so cool. And, i want free passes again.

Ok, but Sparkle can't have any because she ruined my first park and threw my sombrero to Neverland.

So then my sombrero hat becomes a big hit and everybody wants one and then they all buy them. Suddenly they go out of style and I give mine to Paris Hilton (She was always behind on fashion styles anyway). Then I go hang out at my park because it's sooo cool. Oh, and then I breed an army of dancing bananas.

[loonylovegood13]

Then i come to your park and we have this big party and send many emails and phone calls to sparkle to tell her how cool it is-and how she isnt there.

Then i buy a straw hat with cool sunglasses and give the beret to PowerGirl because she is hat-less.

[PowerGirl]

Originally Posted by loonylovegood13

Then i buy a straw hat with cool sunglasses and give the beret to PowerGirl because she is hat-less.

Ewww that geekilicious thing?

<3 the Beret though. Then when you're not looking I replace your dorky hat with something that surpasses as cool. I take your hat and use the straw for a scarecrow.

[loonylovegood13]

i sue you for breaking the #1 rule in banana hat war-be nice to the hats. i hardly think that tearing my new hat apart could pass as nice.

[PowerGirl]

Originally Posted by loonylovegood13

i sue you for breaking the #1 rule in banana hat war-be nice to the hats. i hardly think that tearing my new hat apart could pass as nice.

Well luckily the judge plays VMK and he remembered how dorky the hat was and made you give me 4343485438 dollars for bad judgement in hat choices. Then I use the money to. . .buy a violin!

[loonylovegood13]

And your bananas all die of overripeness.
So i steal their pirate hats to replace my straw hat.

[PowerGirl]

Originally Posted by loonylovegood13

And your bananas all die of overripeness.
So i steal their pirate hats to replace my straw hat.

But you can't wear all the hats at once so I steal the ones you aren't wearing and put them on the banana's gravestones. All except for Billy Bob. . .because I ran out.

Then I play my violin to the tune of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" because. . .because that was their favorite song!

[loonylovegood13]

and then everyone else at the funeral dies because of your violin playing.

So i take all of their hats too and start a gallery of hats.