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Welp, i throw a party because that means i get to buy a new house!
I buy an army of ninjas to steal your unicorns. then THEY are somehow tied up and gently placed in the basement.
Then i join the army so i can take away your stuff.
But then the army kicks you out because you refuse to get your new shoes and clothes dirty.
My unicorns untie themselves using each others horns to cut through the ropes. Then they stomp on your ninjas until they are unconcious.
They come back to me and I give them sugary candy and sugar cookies. They get very wound up and they fly around the world. One of they caught an exotic scarf for me . It's very prettiful.
"The last time I was this scared, I had to actually fight a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards." - Radar, "Paper Towns" by John Green
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"The last time I was this scared, I had to actually fight a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards." - Radar, "Paper Towns" by John Green
Then i hit her with a pillow until unconciousness.
Then i steal her private jet and go steal a tv!
And then i go think of flawless ways to capture people.
The store that you stole the TV from sues you and they win. You have to give the TV back now. Coincidently, my cousin's co-worker's aunt's second cousin's best friend's dad's uncle's former college roommate's step-father owns the store you stole the TV from and they demand the private jet back, which they give back to me. Then I replace the fuel in the plane with biodiesel, which is 75% less wasteful then regular diesel fuel! So I take a trip to Italy and buy 23448 pairs of shoes. Then I go back to my park.
"The last time I was this scared, I had to actually fight a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards." - Radar, "Paper Towns" by John Green
I tie up your cousin's co-worker's aunt's second cousin's best friend's dad's uncle's former college roommate's step-father until he lets me use his store as an evil lair. And in return i spare him his pet mermaid.