Ways to REALLY annoy someone

[♪♥TreeHugger♥♪]

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[zorox123]

lol
Go up to a random people and hug them. Tell them that you have missed them so much. Then walk away.

Sing *It's Raining It's pouring* over and over again on a sunny day.

Insist that you *No speak English* and answer people in your own made up language.

Ask people if they are dead over and over again.

[Ainegue]

Insist that you *No speak English* and answer people in your own made up language.

When on vacation in a foreign country: If someone tries to talk to you, look confused. Wait for the person to repeat themselves in different languages, and continue to look confused even when they say it in English. When they finish, start asking questions in a made-up language. (Stranger: "Hello, do you speak English?" Respond: "Dbada doola pandooo dada-achka lmkta?")

Actually, this someone at my school did this when they were on vacation.

[StikMan2345]

use quick comebacks ALL the time. im now famous for it in my class!!!
1.if some one u dont like sez "aww thats only worth a dollar." u say:"well so are you."
2.if someone sez they dont want to be near you, then say:"well thats ur problem."

it really works!!!

[moon jems]

i have got some tips to annoy people

1 say a word that realy annoys people and it makes them realy mad
2 how to annoy your sister put powder in her socks and se gets realy mad
3 get a baloon full of water put it under her pillow you need two pillows to do
this though
4 put a whoopey cusion under a seat

[moon jems]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool:conehead:

[StikMan2345]

Uh.......if someone talks to you, just say to them, "Oh sorry, I don't speak English."

Randomly point somewhere and yell out, "LOOK! A DISTRACTION!!" really fast. People around you won't hear proplerly and will look. They then get pretty mad. It's worth it, though.

[Leia]

I love shouting "Look a distraction!"
1)Going along with that topic try "Hey, your socks are untied."
2)When someone is watching their favorite TV show, run in the room and start singing this: (Fill in the blanks)

I'm so glad, I got ___. I got ___ I got ___. I so glad I got ___. Because I can ______.

EX: I'm so glad I got pie. I got Pie. I got Pie. I'm so glad I got pie. Because I can eat and eat my pie.

It works on my mom. XD