The "oo" story! (Also a contest!)

loonylovegood13 · #1 (**permalink**) 12-23-2007, 03:02 PM

To peru I flew flew flew, where the shoe started to spew. I knew it was new, so i went to the zoo to see the kangaroo. then it went "boo!" so i decided to sue. I won, so I said thank you, and i flew flew flew to get myself a tattoo, but i had to stand in a queue. So then I thought, "this must be the store debut!" But then someone told me it was untrue. I had no clue! Then tigger and pooh came in to review the shampoo, so i used kung fu to pass through. I got a tattoo of a canoe! Then i flew flew flew back to my house, a shoe. I ate some glue for dinner, then I went to sleep on my blue bed made of bamboo.

The End.

I'm insane! Yay!

Ok, so here's the contest. Whoever can write the best story like this one, with the same ending to many of the words, will get rep! So get to writing! Stories must be submitted by Friday, the 28th.

PowerGirl · #2 (**permalink**) 12-23-2007, 03:20 PM

After I woke up from bed I went to my friend Ted who had a big head. He served me breakfast which was bread. Instead of it being good, it was made of lead. It made me mad so I hit Ted with a sled. Ted was then dead. Kind of bad since we were supposed to be wed. So then I fled. I tread through the Sea of Red. I met a guy named Ned. Ned was nice, so a book to me he read. He had a friend named Fred. While Ned was reading, he got a paper cut, so he bled. "Ah!" Ned said. "I need to take my meds!" This was getting weird, so I went to get some street cred. I was fed up.

PowerGirl · #3 (**permalink**) 12-25-2007, 02:39 PM

Come on people! This contest is so much fun!

sparker130 · #4 (**permalink**) 12-26-2007, 09:25 AM

My shoes are blue. I don't know what to do. My socks are white, and that's all right. My Hair is green, and so is my spleen. My blood is red, and so is my head. My pants are yellow, and that makes me feel mellow. My shirt is pink, and that makes me stink.

loonylovegood13 · #5 (**permalink**) 12-27-2007, 08:26 PM

Come on guys! You only have today and tomorrow to enter!

California_Honey · #6 (**permalink**) 12-27-2007, 10:14 PM

One day I drew, a panda eating bamboo. I put it in a museum and everyone said "ew", I felt so bad, so I bought a new shoe, like I always do, when I am sad. I walked by some trash and said,"Pew!" like I always do, when I walk by something stinky. I went to the store and bought some new Mountain Dew, with my dog Riyu, he needed to poo, so I let him, like I always do, when he has to. Now I'm in a plane, flying to Peru, like I always do, after I draw a picture of bamboo, people say "ew", bought a new shoe, said "pew", bought Mountain Dew with my dog Riyu, who had to go poo.