Funny moments - Page 2

medako · #11 (**permalink**) 07-03-2007, 05:14 AM

I can't think of any funny stories right now, but all of these are really funny.

JaceyCakes · #12 (**permalink**) 07-14-2007, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by RENTheadMediumFan

What are some funny things that have happened at your school? Here are mine:

- Confusing two kids by using terms from the book series "Warrior Cats" (They were being mean)

- Some kid singing "Nerdalicious" for a talent show

- A kid (Let's call him Dude) making my teacher go off topic a lot (Once we started discussing music and MTv xD)

- When I was talking to my friend, this is what happened:

Friend- I have a chiropractic appointment today.
Me- Oh cool... what's a chiropractic appointment?
Annoying Girl (Let's call her Sally- OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A CHIROPRATIC APPOINTMENT IS? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
Friend- I didn't know what it was at first.
Me- Hey Sally, do you know who Jonathon Larson is?
Sally- *As if Nobody could possibly be expected to know that, and I was an idiot* Uh, no!
ME- *Copying Sally* OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHO JONATHON LARSON IS? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
Friend- I know who he is!
Sally- Hey Sophie (Not her real name) do you know who Jonathon Larson is?
Sophie- *In the same way Sally did* No.!
Sally- *sends me a glare and walks away with Sophie*
Me- *yelling after her* ONLY THE COOL PEOPLE KNOW WHO JONATHON LARSON IS!

So, what sort of funny stuff happens at your school?

lol i said Fruit Salad in class and my teacher said yeaaa

Knuckles · #13 (**permalink**) 07-14-2007, 08:39 PM

Friend says to another girl he does not like: What is a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Girl:This is a nice place...
Friend: Like I said, what's a girl like you doing in a place like this.
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We had a report due... I had a poster in class, with a rubber band on it... I rolled the rubber band up the poster that was rolled up (You know when it makes that crinkling sound as it is twisted) And it flung off the poster and whacked my teacher in the face...

Hazelnut · #14 (**permalink**) 07-24-2007, 05:54 PM

my most funniest moment at school was when i was at lunch and everything and everyone was just having fun u know talking and the lunch lady started mopping the floor and my principal came in and started yelling at some kids for something and just walked off thinking he was cool and as he got closer to the place were the lunch lady was mopping he started sliding everywhere and fell

medako · #15 (**permalink**) 07-25-2007, 06:51 AM

I thought of something.

When I was younger, my family had sheep and every year my mom would bring a few of the babies up for my show & tell. Our whole class was outside on the playground and I had a set of twin lambs. Before we went out, I told everyone not to run up to them because they were easily spooked, but everyone would get to pet them. Well, as soon as they saw the babies, everyone ran up to them and the sheep ran!

They got off of the playground and into the streets, and they just kept running. Someone downtown saw them and called the police. The police went and caught them and I had to go to the police station to pick up my lambs.

BabyGirl_X · #16 (**permalink**) 07-25-2007, 01:43 PM

It was bring your pet to school day and my bff Tania had a hamster. She lost him. Everyone in the class looked for 30 minutes.Then I saw Sandy the girlyest girl you would ever meet felt somethin on her head. Tania took her hamster away and when she did Sandy had a big load of crap on her head.

lmao funny!

cjlhoops · #17 (**permalink**) 07-25-2007, 03:57 PM

How funny!

Sparkle175 · #18 (**permalink**) 07-26-2007, 02:55 PM

Omg this is sooooo funny.

Ok well my friend (let's call her Sally. No, it isn't her real name) has a major crush on this guy named David. All she ever talks about is, "David is sooo cute!", "Omg he's looking at me!", and "I love David!" It gets on my nerves 0_o

Anyway, my friend Taylor was all pouty faced because her boyfriend got dissed by a teacher. So me and "Sally" were trying to make her laugh.

Sally: Come on, Sparkle (that's me) we gotta make her laugh!
Me: Okay... I'm a pretty chicken lalala I'm a pretty chicken!!!
(that didn't work)
Sally: David! David! David! David in a bikiiiini (and she did this curvy motion with her hands)
I laughed so hard I cried, my friend Shannon who was sitting next to me squirted milk out her nose because she laughed while she was swallowing, and Taylor said:

Shannon: Okay, I have been MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!
Me: Oh my gosh me too!!!
We kept laughing about it the entire lunch time. Then the next day we dared her to go tell David about the whole thing AND SHE DID!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

It was really one of those "you had to be there for it to be super funny" things.

RANDOMSTER · #19 (**permalink**) 08-02-2007, 02:41 PM

In our 5th grade skit we made this commercial for and energy drink that didn't exist called "CyberJuice." Anyways we pretended we couldn't lift a 5 pound weight, then someone had to toss us the drink it was a gatorade bottle that had paper around it, that said CyberJuice I caught it and drank out of it. Then we lifted the weights but I dropped one on my toe and it really hurt. and I jumped up and slipped on the weight and hit my head on the wood floor ouch! It was really funny the audience was laughing too

Sparkle175 · #20 (**permalink**) 08-02-2007, 04:06 PM

Oh yeah and we had to make a slideshow on like a whole new culture and ours was on something that had to do with a mix of monkeys and people (I forgot the name because it was a long time ago).

Well I got to make the slide on Religion and I said: (blah blah blah) The monkeys were baptized in banana pudding. After the ceremony, if they licked the pudding off themselves, it was a sign of good health. We got a 95 (highest grade out of all the groups woot woot)!