Any Funny Teacher Quotes? - Page 2

blossomgirl101 · #11 (**permalink**) 11-03-2007, 07:12 PM

My teacher who is either 50 or 60, and she says, "It's all good in the hood." And my other teacher who says, "I'm mean, that's because I am old and I get cranky. You know why your other teachers are nice? It's because they are younger."

cjlhoops · #12 (**permalink**) 11-04-2007, 07:58 AM

good one

tubaplayer55 · #13 (**permalink**) 11-04-2007, 10:58 AM

Now I remember one My teacher always says What's up my peeps!

exclusivepartyman · #14 (**permalink**) 11-08-2007, 07:34 AM

my school stinks it's on strike now. I posted a blog about it chek it out! ( :

Vannah512 · #15 (**permalink**) 11-20-2007, 06:15 PM

My teacher is 42 and a lady. She is small but played expert football!
Everybody is scared cus this one girl who weigh's 200 pounds named Vanessa
and my teacher picked her up like she was notthin and threw her
across the room cus she was fighting!

monkifunk · #16 (**permalink**) 11-23-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Vannah512

My teacher is 42 and a lady. She is small but played expert football!
Everybody is scared cus this one girl who weigh's 200 pounds named Vanessa
and my teacher picked her up like she was notthin and threw her
across the room cus she was fighting!

seriously?

monkifunk · #17 (**permalink**) 11-24-2007, 09:39 AM

my teacher frequently asks us to sit down when we already are sitting.

MizzLovely · #18 (**permalink**) 12-02-2007, 10:02 PM

student : Mr.E you're very competitive (if you knew my teacher youd know that)
Mr.E :No I'm THE MOST competitive get it righ
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student: Why do we get detention for forgetting homework on time when you always forget to hand us our tests on time

Mr.E :student rules ,teacher rules

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Student : can me and amy get our pencil cases from our lockers

Ms.A : Amy and I

(yes i know thats not funny... but she was my art teacher...)

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loonylovegood13 · #19 (**permalink**) 12-03-2007, 01:43 PM

Oooh I thought of one. Only its not a teacher, its the cafeteria. lady.

"Can I have a fork?"
"What? Do I look like some sort of cafeteria worker?"

Hee hee.

tween167 · #20 (**permalink**) 12-07-2007, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by loonylovegood13

Here are a couple of mine:

On my friend's birthday, "Let's all sing an off-key 'Happy Birthday.'"

My teacher attempting to draw the U.S:
Student: "Is that South America?"
Mr. D.: "Well..It was supposed to be the United States.."
Student: "Wow." And believe me, that was one ugly U.S. I guess you just had to be there..

My teacher has this background on the computer. It's this little island surrounded by ocean. Here's a conversation that went on between her and another student.
Ms. C: "Oh yeah, I live on that island."
Student: "Then where is your house?"
Ms. C: It's underneath that middle palm tree. There's a trap door.
Student: "Then is that your boat, too?" (There was also a boat in the picture

)
Ms. C: "No, that's Abby's dad, delivering me groceries." (Not her real name, but her dad worked at a grocery store.)

one time my teacher said to a student to be quiet or else it's the clipboard the clipboard is a thing at my school that sometimes seems it's for pre school.