I've been looking at some weird laws and....they're slightly weird.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. -North Dakota
You may not sing off key - North Carolina




some weird laws you know about?

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Well, I know that in Chicago, there's this weird law about fishing while riding on a giraffe.

Another law says you can't fly a kite...

Another law from I think California is that it is illegal to have a relationship with a porcupine.

In one state, you can't have a gorilla in the back seat of a car.

In another (or the same state?), it is illegal to scare a pigeon.

*finds website with some* oooh:
"A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. "

Righhhhtt... like any criminal will listen to that. Unless they actually do, which would be funny.

Lol, and in Alabama, "Men may not spit in front of the opposite gender."

New York: A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline" and "It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. "

In a couple of states, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

In Alaska, It's illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

The ice cream man is illegal in this city in Iowa.

There was one in Florida that I don't think was ever passed, but it was something about how you can't sing in your bathing suit. lol.

In Nebraska it is illegal to go whale fishing. So tell me, where in Nebraska are there actually whales?!

Oh! I had a bunch of weird laws in my school agenda.

Like...

In Acworth Georgie, all citizens must own a rake.
In Tennesse it is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso.

&& I'm sorry to hear about the ice cream man, Loony.

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I found some weird laws off of the internet.
Arizona:
it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.

California:
it is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Maine:
In Baltimore, it is illegal to throw bales of hay out of a second story window, within the city limits.
Also in Baltimore, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Minnesota:
In Minnesota, you may not cross state lines with a duck on top of your head.


Hawaii:
In Hawaii it is illegal to insert pennies into your ear.

North Carolina:
In North Carolina it is illegal to use elephants to plough cotton fields. (Where do you fine elephants in North Carolina?)

Florida:
In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to an parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid, just as it would be for a vehicle. (Yes because everyone owns an elephant)

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Hey!

lol all of those are funny! XD
Some I found online:

Florida-Men may not be seen in any kind of strapless gown.
California-Women may not operate a motor vehicle in a robe.
Louisianna-No one may gargle in public.
New Jersey- No one may buy ice cream after 6pm unless they have a written permission from a doctor.
Illinois-No one may teach thier pet to smoke cigars.

NOTE: (Dont ever smoke! Its horrible!)

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Massachusetts-
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
Bullets may not be used as currency.

Utah-
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. (darn)

I'd put more but I'm being lazy.

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