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Originally Posted by Holly
Can you cry under water?
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don't laugh... but i've tried before and um.. no
i have some tho for you:
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for d e a t h by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right." Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you wierdo!"?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour shops?
Why is it that when you don't know how to spell something you're told to look it up in the dictionary? You don't know how to spell it!
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
What hair colour do they put on the driver’s licences of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use... Toothpicks?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Hmmmm...
silly me
