Lessons you would like to share.

loonylovegood13 · #1 (**permalink**) 12-07-2007, 03:27 PM

Here are a few (mostly from..uh..personal experience)

-Do not stand under the basketball hoop unless you are asking to get hit in the head.
-Do not turn on the radio while making popcorn. (Same goes with Mac & Cheese and Grilled Cheese)
-When your parents tell you to do something, just do it.
-Do not run up (or down) steps with wet shoes.

As you can see, I have..er..issues staying..um..focused (and balanced, actually).

Anyone else got some?

lilytheyellowluver · #2 (**permalink**) 12-07-2007, 03:44 PM

LOL those are funny!! i have a couple:

-When the teacher asks you to answer a question about how you feel, or felt about a book, dont reply "um, fine"

-when a pot is filled with water over a cooktop, and the water is bubbling, don't put your finger in there to test if its hot.

-When cleaning a celling (<-- spelling.... i think its wrong) fan, turn it off first

-dont eat yellow snow, even tho it might LOOK like butter (little brothers, monkey see monkey do

)

These are life lessons that have been experienced by me.... so i know better NOW, but if i were so lucky like you and someone would have told me not to do all this then i probably would have saved myself alot of trouble!!

Shadowgirl_13 · #3 (**permalink**) 12-07-2007, 06:16 PM

when your friends say tell him at least wait till he's alone

no mater how cute don't hug a rose bush

if it's growling, and has a fomy mouth don't pet the doggy

trees don't like tight hugs

NovaNoah · #4 (**permalink**) 12-08-2007, 01:19 AM

Don't mix random things, especially when a parent is not around.

Do not by any means try to find a different way into a treehouse besides climbing a ladder. (Don't ask how i figured this one out)

Do not lift a total of 3 tons of boxed fruit and nut orders every day.

If a cat is meowing a little oddly, DON'T TOUCH IT! *holds bleeding arm*

tubaplayer55 · #5 (**permalink**) 12-08-2007, 03:11 PM

Sadly Yes

- If some kid you dont know says hi to you dont act like you know them they will just laugh at you

-If you have a cat that trys to bite you when you pet it dont pet it

Shadowgirl_13 · #6 (**permalink**) 12-08-2007, 09:04 PM

cows don't like being pillows
if it has pinchers walk away
never ask your big brother for girl stuff advice
bon't under any sitchation tell your older brother about the guy you like!!!!

loonylovegood13 · #7 (**permalink**) 12-14-2007, 04:45 PM

Sigh.

Do NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES bring a magnet near or even IN THE SAME ROOM as your computer.

Feel pity for me.