So, a man is walking his dog and walks into a store."Hey, didn't you see the sign out there? It said no dogs aloud!""Yes but this is a special dog he can talk!""Alright prove it!"" What is ontop of a house?""Roof Roof Roof!""What is on the bottom of a tree?""Roots roots roots!"" Who's the best baseball player?""Ruth Ruth Ruth!""Get out of the bar!!!"When they got outside the dog says,"Ya think I shoulda said Damachio?"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Please give me a comment

Haha!

I wish I had that dog

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Good one!

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OMG that is like, the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life

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