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Old 01-26-2010, 05:56 PM
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Can anybody guess these without looking it up? A butcher is six feet five inches. What does the butcher weigh?


You are the bus driver. You pick up eight kids at the first stop, seventeen kids at the next stop, and nine kids at the next stop. You drop off eight kids and then three. After you've figured that out, what was the bus drivers name?
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i heard the first one before. he weighs meat.

the second one.... dunno. i couldve of sworn i heard the same one but with eyes instead of name.
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The bus driver's name is Rachael. StikChick, if you prefer.

The first one, he weighs meat.
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well by the other responses weighs meat but i really dont know the second one....
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The bus drivers name was 23!
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I don't get the second one >.<
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Old 02-12-2010, 02:12 AM
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The second one is easiest. Read the first sentance and then the last. Make sense now? As I said, the bus driver's name (in my case) is Rachael/StikChick.
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I'm the bus driver! The bus driver's name is Rayene/little fox (it's pretty obvious)
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Originally Posted by StikChick View Post
The bus driver's name is Rachael. StikChick, if you prefer.

The first one, he weighs meat.

Yup. First one to get them both right! Great job!
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the butcher he weighs meat and the guy who drives the bus is Gus is the guy's name and the number of kids left is 23.*has a evil smile*
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