Can anybody guess these without looking it up? A butcher is six feet five inches. What does the butcher weigh?
You are the bus driver. You pick up eight kids at the first stop, seventeen kids at the next stop, and nine kids at the next stop. You drop off eight kids and then three. After you've figured that out, what was the bus drivers name?
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When life gives you lemons make grape juice, and then wonder "How did I do that?" .
The second one is easiest. Read the first sentance and then the last. Make sense now? As I said, the bus driver's name (in my case) is Rachael/StikChick.
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Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
I'm the bus driver! The bus driver's name is Rayene/little fox (it's pretty obvious)
__________________ A wise old guy: "If you love your job, you've not worked a day in your life." Me: Dude, I gotta tell my parents I have to stop school or my grades will go low.