My sister's friend's is "Hello, this is Kaila, either I can't come to the phone right now or I've been ubducted by aliens. If it's the second one, don't bother calling back. LOL.
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This is what i look like at school in the morning.
there are a couple boys in my grade who thought it was funny that their answering machine on their cells were " hello....helllo? haha gotcha leave a message"