Okay, so there was a man driving in his car, and it broke down, so he went outside to see where he was, and it said there wasn't a gas station for a couple of miles, but there was a church just a little bit away, so he walked to the church, only to find a priest. The man asked if he could stay and the priest said that he could. That night, when the man was sleeping, the man heard a screaming noise, so he got up and he asked the priest what was going on. The priest said that he would show him but he would have to kill him. The man said he would rather not know than be dead, so he went to sleep. The next night the man heard the screaming again, so he got up and he asked the priest what had happened, and the priets told him that he would show him but he would have to kill him, so the man just ignored it and went to sleep. The next night the same thing happened, he got up and he heard the screaming noise, so he asked the priest, but the priest said the same exact thing, that he would show him but he would have to kill him, so the man told him that he wanted to see, since he could not get sleep, and he was eager to see it. So, the priest, ask him again, but the man reassures him and says he wants to know, so the priest takes the man down a hall and it was made completely of silver, and the went down a flight of stairs, and into a hall, which was made of complete diamond, and they went down another set of stairs, and the hall was made of complete gold, and when they got to the door, they heard the screaming, and the priest tries to change the mans mind, but the man wants to see, so the priest opens the door, and I would tell you what he saw, but I would have to kill ya!

That one cracks me up when I see the look on people's faces when I tell them it

good joke! I like the last part of it, you should have seen my face at the end.

Heh, lots of people get mad when I tell them that joke

I didnt get mad. I usually dont get mad at that sort of stuff.

I HATE YOU! ^_^ jk.

kool joke

Do you have any more jokes like that?

I hope, they are funneh

Here's one more... a little more dumb... but I think the first one was funnier, but here ya go.
Okay, so a man's parrot died, and the man asked a doctor if he could do anything, but the doctor refused. The man complained, and wouldn't leave him alone, so the doctor finnaly agreed and called a labrador (A type of dog) out, and the labrador sniffed it, and then yelped, and ran out. "See, the bird is dead."The doctor reassured him.
"NO!! Try something else, please!!"The man begged.
"Okay, okay..."The doctor told him. He then brought out a cat. The cat sniffed the parrot, then ran out, whining. "See? Dead."The doctor told him.
"Fine... I guess noone can live forever..."The man admited.
"Okay, here is your bill..."The doctor told him.
"BILL?!"The man asked.
"Well, yeah... who is going to pay for the CAT scan and the LAB test?"

I hope that makes sense...

LOL!

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