I am brunette but since everyone is picking on the blondes....

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. So ugly guys would have someone to date.

haha...those are pretty funny. And I'm even a brunette!

Uh,those jokes are kindsa offensive,i mean im a brunette and i dont like those jokes

Then you have to think about all the blondes on this site who might have thought the blonde jokes were offensive.

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What?! You can't start your laundry machine from an airplane?!

True. . .but one of the jokes was so that "ugly guys would have someone to date", which depicts brunettes as kind of ugly. . .if you think about it. Or at least not as pretty as a blonde. Blondes are depicted as a bit ditsy or dimwitted in blonde jokes, but brunettes are depicted as ugly.

I mean. . .I'm not exactly sure. But that might have something to do with it.

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Those Were Pretty Offensive.. Any way Bruettes are not even ugly that is mean..

You guys really need to relax a little. I am brunette and I posted them! I am not ugly and if you know your not then why should you even care? IT is okay to make fun of blondes though? You would rather be stupid than ugly??? Some blondes may really be stupid and some brunettes may really be ugly... Its only a joke...... Everyone was posting blonde jokes and laughing so I was trying to be fair. It is a hair color guys.. really...

Can't please everyone.. I thought they were funny and others did to... Oh well

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Yea, im a brunette and i found these pretty funny.

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What?! You can't start your laundry machine from an airplane?!

MsCute: You were right up there to post a long list of Blonde Jokes and your a brunette. Some others on this thread who said they were offended laughed at them. Making fun is making fun.. It doesn't matter in what manner it is done. You can't say my jokes are any worse than yours because mine said ugly and yours said dumb... If you can't take a joke about yourself and laugh at it then you should not joke about others.

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Yea But Ppl Werent Offended By Then They Actually thought they were funny..