I've got one:
There's this 7th grade blonde, her social studies teacher said to read chap 5. She starts reading it. As she reads she sees a fact. It said "Millions of people say they like Europe." A few seconds later the bell rang and it was time for recess.
Recess: The girl layed down on the floor. When her friends ask her why she was lying there on the floor she said "because the text book said millions of people like Urope, so I wanna give my fans an oncore. Now grab me by my feet and arms and turn me."
It's probably not that good but I had to get it out.
Last edited by Singlechica12; 10-19-2007 at 03:25 PM.
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