I am a brunette =)
And I have a good dumb blonde joke but it isn't i offense to anyone.

There are three blondes stranded on an island and they see land of ahead. The 1st blonde says "Why don't we try to swim there. It's not that far." So she tries first. She gets a third of the way and turns around and comes back.
The next one swims a fourth of the way there and turns around and comes back. The third one swims the farthest- half of the way- but then she turns around and comes back,
If she swam there it would be the same distance as swimming back because she only had half more to go =)
But really Blondes aren't dumb some are just really ditzy =)
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Lol I heard that joke once before too I liked it

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Grrrr I hate blonde jokes. Most people assume that ALL blondes are so dumb but I'm a blonde, I've gotten all A's my entire life, and I'm in the gifted program. I know that you didn't mean to offend anyone but I'm still offended.

I know a lot of really smart Blondes. Problem is they are book smart. 0 common sense.

If blond jokes offend you then do not read them. I try to tell members all the time, if the title looks like something that you are not interested in, don't read the post or respond.

I don't really think its that funny and btw blondes are very smart IN BOOKS ANYWAYS. But not all blondes are dumb my couzin is a very smart girl. But post all those dumb blonde jokes you want cuz hey im a brunette!

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I'll say this because it is a fact- SOME blondes are dumb.

but not all blondes are dumb...keep that in mind.

you know some of your FAV actors/actresses are blonde...

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That was funny, but yeah alot of blondes get offended..

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My grandpa always says that being a dumb blonde isn't a hair color, its a state of mind. He says he knows some brunettes that qualify for blonde jokes. I think it was his way of making his sister feel better because she's a smart blonde who married a dumb brunette.