Once there was a woman out golfing, when she rolled her ball into a small stream. She went to go and get it, when she saw a fish stuck in a trap. The fish said:
"If you free me, I will give you three wishes of whatever you please"
The woman agreed and freed the fish but the fish hadn't mentioned that whatever she wished for her husband would get 10 times better.
Firstly she wished she was the richest person in the world.
"Remember, your husband will be the richest peron on earth even after you!" said the fish, but the woman didn't mind because what was his was hers.
Next she wished she was the most beautiful person ever but the fish riminded her that he would be more handome, but the woman said that he would only have eyes for her.
Finally she wished that she could have a mild heart attack please?

Point: Women are smart. Don't mess with them.

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ive heard that joke before on joke of the day on google

I know-that's where I found it as well as another forum I go on.

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lol. Women are smart, when using common sence. Ps- this lady isn't smart, she was talking to a fish. lol

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Merry Christmas!

i dont get it

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Hi. My name is moonlight. JUST BECAUSE MY NAME IS MOONLIGHT IT DOES NOT MEAN I LIKE THE MOON OR IT'S LIGHT! Just kidding.

omg thats hilarious

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The Clique: the only then harder than getting in is staying in -lisi harrison

EH.MA.GAWD- massie

LOL.

OMG I totally need to print that out. Show it to the guys at meh school. HAH.

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OMG lol. that's is;

1. The only joke I have heard ALL DAY.
2. AND the only joke I have heard that I got straight away!

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Great! I lurve this joke!!

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Hahaha, like That Guy?

I've heard it before, but I think its hilarious.

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Happy Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa!

"The last time I was this scared, I had to actually fight a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards." - Radar, "Paper Towns" by John Green