Ok, here's how it works, I need five people to post a joke(don't ask to be a contestant, just post a joke and you might be one if you are one of the first five people to post) the person who sends in the funniest joke that has not been previously posted on this site will be the champion, I will post back right after five posts.





Begin!

Alright here's mine

Boy: So are you going to Mario's party?
Girl: Nah, this is his eighth one.

Haha, get it? Mario Party 8.
And yes, I made it up. If you saw it somehwere else, I did not get it from another place/site.

No offense, but that wasn't so much of a great joke.

lol heres one

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.

One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.

All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.

The brunette said, "I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

The redhead said, "I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.", and poof her wish was granted.

Then the blonde said, "I wish my friends were here with me."

That was very rude. You are an ADMIN, and you are not supposed to be mean. This contest is for anyone, so I wanted to enter one, okay? So if you don't like it, even though that dude above me joke was so not original and mine was, then be that way. But that was really unnecessary to say.

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It is something called an opinion.

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He didn't mean it to be rude. It was just his opinion.