I had to edit some out for you guys but still funny

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
3. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
4. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
5. Practice making fax and modem noises.
6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
8. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
9. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
10. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
11. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
12. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
13. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
14. type only in lowercase.
15. dont use any punctuation either
16. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
17. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
18. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
19. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
20. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
21. Sing along at the opera.
22. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

To make others mad... ha! That's what you think in accordance to prophecy.

Hello Holly. I'm just typing this up to bug you in accordance to prophecy. Isn't this great in accordance to prophecy? does typing like this in accordance to prophecy, or is TYPING LIKE THIS IN ACCORDANCE TO PROPHECY? I'M TYPING IN ACCORDANCE TO PROPHECY. I JUST SAW THIS THING TH - OMG DO YOU HEAR THAT THING in accordance to prophecY? Wait, its gone now in accordance to prophecy.

Oh, and would instead of "Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."", wouldn't For-Here be more in accordance to prophecy?


Wow that's fun to type like that.

Roflcopter!

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That's what you think Holly, that these things will make people mad, in accordance to prophecy? Well Holly, in accordance to prophecy, that's what YOU THINK. YOU THINK IT WILL MAKE ME MAD HOLLY?! no holly, it wont. not at all.

You're right Ainegue, it is fun to type that way!!

Here's some more:

*When making a point while talking to someone, type two exclamation points and then a million ones!!1111111111111

*Breathe through your mouth.

*Sing those Dunkin Donuts commercial jingles. "RELUCTANTLY HELPING MY FRIEND MOVE!!"

*Pretend you're trapped in a glass box.

*Shout to people right next to you.

*If you live in an apartment, invite your friends over for a late-night game of Red Rover, followed by tap dance! [inside joke!!]

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"And I'm juggling all the thoughts in my head/I'm juggling and my fears on fire/and I'm listening as it evolves in my head/I'm balancing on one fine wire" - Colbie Caillat, "One Fine Wire"

Loony is awesome. mwahaha

• Suddenly hug the person next to you.
• Talk as if you were holding your nose.
• Send secret admirer notes on your friend/parents/roommate's Email.

Never mind, I can't think of anything else in accordance to prophecy. But that's what you think.

I had to edit some of these. But they are still pretty funny.

*Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

*In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

*Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

* Have everyone Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

*When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

* Tell Your siblings over dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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And then Voldemort was like, "AVADA KEDAVRA!" and Edward was like, "Is that all you got?"

ROFL! "Breath through your mouth!" ROFL!

These are great (in accordance with prophecy)!!!!

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What?! You can't start your laundry machine from an airplane?!

I kissed a squirrel!

PowerGirl pwns!! Like, OMJ!!!

Yea see, there is something you need to learn about me. I have a 5 year old so there is NOTHING you could possibly do that is more annoying that the stuff he does to me everyday lol