So yeah, my good old friend told me this joke in the dinner hall (He's left to Wales now) at my school, I laughed soooo hard. I dunno if it's funny anymore, but here goes.
So there was this kid who needed to know the alphabet for his homework. He asked his mum, "what's the first letter of the alphabet?". She was busy so she told him "Shut up a minute".
He then went on to ask his dad. "What's the second letter of the alphabet, daddy?" He was watching football/soccer as a goal was scored. His dad said "YES!!!!"
He then went on to his older brother. "What's the third letter of the alphabet?" He was busy doing his own maths homework he didn't notice his little brother asked him a question. "2058," mumbled his older brother.
Filled with pride, as he'd nearly "finished" his homework, he asks his little sister. "Hey sis, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" She was having far to much fun playing with her toy cars, she just shouted "In ma little vroom vroom car!"
The next day, the kid arrived back at school. His teacher asked if he had learnt the alphabet. He replied, "Shut up a minute". His teacher shouted "Excuse me?! Do you want a detention?!" the kid replied "YES!!!!", followed by his teacher saying "How many do you want?" the kid was still carrying on with his so called alphabet, therefore he replied "2058". His teacher was puzzled. "Ha! How're you gonna get out of this?" He replied: "In ma little vroom vroom car!"
Yeah, so that's it. Darn, my fingers are
stinging from this typing.
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