Okay, I'm starting a joke competition and these are the rules:
1. NO BLONDE JOKES!!!!!
2.No other discriminating jokes
3.Jokes must be g-rated
4.No getting really offended if the judges don't like your joke.
5.have fun and laugh your butts off!

Now, I'm going to need atleast 2 more judges, so if you would like to be one, please pm me. If you are a judge though, you can't participate, well you might if we have enough judges.

Also, you can make up the joke, find it on the internet, what ever, BUT you can't post it if someone else has posted one thats almost the same. You also can't say its yours if you didn't think of it. Please no knock-knock jokes or yo-mama jokes.

Prizes:
rep points, and I am going to see if we can get an ward made for the winner and 2nd and 3rd place.

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what's brown,n yellow brown,n yellow

A whats brown and yellow brown a yellow
Q a monkey rolling down a hill holding a banana

okay, I can't judge it yet though, because I don't have any other judges

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A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold". At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you called God, "Harold"? The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name."

Alright, here's one I saw on the net, because I cannot remember any jokes that aren't cheesy or knock-knock or not discriminating, other than this one. . Oh, can you enter more than one time, and can I submit lawyer jokes - or does that count as too discriminating?

Well, here's the joke:

A group of friends who are doing very well in math decide not to study for the exam on Monday. Instead, they drive to another city for a party - on Sunday night. They purposely arrive at school late on Monday morning in order to miss the exam. As an explanation, they tell the teacher, "We went to our friend's party, and when we were driving home very early on Monday morning, we suddenly had a flat tire. We had no spare one and it took hours until we got help."
The professor nods sympathetically and decides to give them a second chance the next day. When they arrive early on Tuesday morning, the teacher puts the students in large classroom, very far apart from each other so that they cannot cheat. The students begin the exam:
The first question - five points out of one hundred - is very easy. When the first of the students completed the problem, he turns over the page of the exam booklet and reads on the next one:

Problem 2 (95 points out of 100):
Which tire went flat?

(if you don't get it, think for a second...)

lolz, okay, we just need atleast 1 more judge but I'm hoping for 3 more

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^Up There is Natalia, shes gonna take over the world some day! So become my minion or be aware!

there was this guy he thought he was eating alphabet soup and he said there is an o there is another o and his buddy came in to the room and he said there is another o and his buddy said your eating cheerios dude the end

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eat,drink,sleep,play the 4 cycles of kids

i will help you judge!

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so, so far the judges are catcarl,me,emerald.star,and sparker 130

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