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Old 04-18-2008, 07:39 PM
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New Hampshire Joke well if you live there

There are these 4 guys driving in a car together, 1 from Maine, 1 from Vermont, 1 from Massachusetts, and 1 from New Hampshire.

Down the road a bit, the man from Maine starts throwing bags of potatoes out of the car window, the man from NH asks what are you doing that for? The man from Maine says, we have so many potatoes just lying around our state and I'm just sick and tired of seeing these things.

Down the road a bit more, the man from Vermont starts throwing jugs out maple syrup out of the car window, the man from NH asks what are you doing that for? The man from Vermont says, we have so many of these jugs just lying around our state and I'm just sick and tired of seeing these things.

And moments later....

You guessed it...

The man from New Hampshire throws the man from Massachusetts out of the window...
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Old 04-18-2008, 07:50 PM
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huh? but I don't live in New Hampshire so I geuss thats why I don't get it.
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Old 04-18-2008, 08:02 PM
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oh ok, I had to read it another time, but I finally got it!lol!
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You guys don't get it completely...during the summer we are SWARMED by people from Massachusetts, and this doesn't end until the first snow of the year really, because they love to see our foliage as well. But seriously, traveling by car or by walking is practically impossible because the tourists are EVERYWHERE. During the winter is when we get deserved peace and quiet but of course it's negative temperatures so that's no fun.

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Ok I had to read it twice but I get it! lol! Most of our tourist's in the south come from up north around the Canadian Border. I guess the finally got sick of all of the snow and wanted some sunshine!!
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You guys don't get it completely...during the summer we are SWARMED by people from Massachusetts, and this doesn't end until the first snow of the year really, because they love to see our foliage as well. But seriously, traveling by car or by walking is practically impossible because the tourists are EVERYWHERE. During the winter is when we get deserved peace and quiet but of course it's negative temperatures so that's no fun.

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no winter means ppl who want to ski and snowboard
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no winter means ppl who want to ski and snowboard
Well yeah but then they populate the ski resorts and nearby hotels, and most of the ski resorts are pretty out of our way.
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Well yeah but then they populate the ski resorts and nearby hotels, and most of the ski resorts are pretty out of our way.
yeah but if you want to go skiing thats not fun . . . ..
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