A oy was sitting in class and he needed to go to the toilet, and so he asked his teacher, and his teacher said say aloud the alphabet. so he started: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. The teacher said were's the and the boy said runing down my leg!
You did it wrong!!!a boy needed to go to the bathroom so he asked his teacher can i go to the bathroom and she said spell your a.b.c.s so he spelt a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z, the teacher said weres the p.the boy said its roning down my leg.
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"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
A girl, her mum and some visitors were siting down at the table
her mother said 2 the daughter
"Tell us the prayer that u here mum sayin every day"
"Ok, Dear god why did these visitors hav 2 come!!!!"