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Old 03-03-2008, 02:05 PM
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Funny jokes

1 One day a girl calls her boyfriend and says " I'm working on a puzzle and whatever I do, it won't make the picture!" The boy friend replies, " What's it a picture of?" She says " A tiger." " Okay. I'll be right over.

When he gets there she says " No matter what you do, it won't make a tiger!" He replies, " Okay. Calm down. I'll make some tea and we will put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Thats really funny
but a weird thing is, my friend showed me that joke earlier today.
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thats funny!!!
I know one:
This little boy wasn't paying attention in math class, so his teacher called on him and said"Timmy, whats 3, 8, 17, 32, and 10?" And Timmy says "ABC, NBC, MTV, Nickelodeon, and PBS."

I always liked that one
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This little boy wasn't paying attention in math class, so his teacher called on him and said"Timmy, whats 3, 8, 17, 32, and 10?" And Timmy says "ABC, NBC, MTV, Nickelodeon, and PBS."

I always liked that one
thats funny!!
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I think I read it in readers digest or something like that
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thats funny!!!
I know one:
This little boy wasn't paying attention in math class, so his teacher called on him and said"Timmy, whats 3, 8, 17, 32, and 10?" And Timmy says "ABC, NBC, MTV, Nickelodeon, and PBS."

I always liked that one
I like this one lol
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:39 PM
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thank you! I do too
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