The other day I was listening to the radio and the were talking about some of the worlds stupidest criminals.I thought they were so funny.I hope you enjoy!

:ROME, GA June 2
A convenience-store thief got away, but the video from the security camera told a strange, strange tale. A man broke into the store overnight, and tried to cover his tracks by burning the place down. He threw charcoal lighter fluid around, but by the time he ignited it, the fumes had permeated the store, and he set himself on fire. While in flames, he grabbed a roll of lottery tickets and fled. At the time of the story, police were looking for a man with facial, neck, and possibly wrist burns.

MILWAUKEE, WI July 27
Three men backed a stolen vehicle through the glass front of a gas station. Their intent was to steal an ATM. But they didn’t realize that ATMs are bolted to the floor. After some thought, they tied a rope around the machine and attched it to the vehicle, but still could not dislodge it. They left empty-handed. The ATM was still in working order the next day.

I'll post more later!

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LOL! They are pretty dumb.

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I found these on the internet.They made me

Ann Arbor:The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50am, flashed a ♥♥♥ and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper

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"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share"-Alice Cullen

LOL
these are really funny.

I love the Burger King one

The burger king one is funny...

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Lol same here lovergal56, the Burger King one is hilarious!!

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I found some more.You'd be suprised at how stupid people can be.

North Carolina: A man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process. He then realized that (1) he could not get to the money from where he was, (2) he could not climb back out the window through which he had entered, and (3)he was bleeding pretty badly. So he located a phone and dialed "911" for help ...

Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K grocery store, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a ♥♥♥ and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled-- leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

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"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share"-Alice Cullen

OMG so funny!!!!!!

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