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Old 05-03-2008, 06:21 PM
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Its amazing how stupid this one is.....

A guy stole some sodas a lot of it in a store, he put his wallet in the bag and ran to the door, the door closed on him and the sodas were on the other side of the door including his wallet he only had the handles of the bags in his hands

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The other day I was listening to the radio and the were talking about some of the worlds stupidest criminals.I thought they were so funny.I hope you enjoy!

:ROME, GA June 2
A convenience-store thief got away, but the video from the security camera told a strange, strange tale. A man broke into the store overnight, and tried to cover his tracks by burning the place down. He threw charcoal lighter fluid around, but by the time he ignited it, the fumes had permeated the store, and he set himself on fire. While in flames, he grabbed a roll of lottery tickets and fled. At the time of the story, police were looking for a man with facial, neck, and possibly wrist burns.

MILWAUKEE, WI July 27
Three men backed a stolen vehicle through the glass front of a gas station. Their intent was to steal an ATM. But they didn’t realize that ATMs are bolted to the floor. After some thought, they tied a rope around the machine and attched it to the vehicle, but still could not dislodge it. They left empty-handed. The ATM was still in working order the next day.

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Old 06-01-2008, 05:32 PM
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[quote=zorox123;14326] Mind if I share some?
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I have some dumb criminal stories, most of which I found when I was looking for Darwin awards (awards given to dumb people who die because they did something pretty dumb).
Some about steel and scrap metal thieves , hoping to make some money selling that kinda stuff.

1. A group of thieves entered an abandoned US military camp, where a large water tank (not a tank like using in a war, but a tank of water) was stationed. The thieves were hoping to take the metal from the water tank and sell it. So, they stood under it and proceeded to saw off the legs of the water tank. As to be expected, the top of the tank fell and crushed the thieves, who's bodies have not yet been identified.

2. Police arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.

3. When two service station attendants refused to hand over the cash to a robber, the robber threatened to call the police. The attendants still wouldn't give him the money, so the robber called the police -- and was arrested.

4. Another scrap metal thief one. A group of scrap metal thieves walked into abandoned factory. They looked for their best source of metal, of which they deemed to be the metal foundations of the building. So, they immediately went to work chopping down the foundations of the building. Of course, the factory toppled right on top of them.

5. Police interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. They placed the message "HE'S LYING" in the copier, and pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed to the police.

6. There was this guy who always wanted to fly. He tried for the US air force, but he didn't make it due to his poor eyesight. So, instead, he stole some military standard balloons, helium tanks, and other materials, then went to work. He set up his lawn chair on his front yard, tying it down with rope to the ground, fashioned securely to part of his house. He then filled up the helium balloons, attaching them to the lawn chair. Grabbing some snacks and some darts, he prepared for liftoff, figuring that he could could just pop a few balloons when he wanted to come down again. When he cut the rope tying his lawnchair to the house, he blasted into the sky, as opposed to the slow, gradual accent he had imagined. He dropped the snacks and the most of the darts - and found that he was too high in the sky now that if he popped a balloon he would plummet from the sky and crash. He was found hovering above a airport, and they had to cancel flights due to the supposed "terrorist attack"/"unidentified object" in the sky. He finally gathered the courage to pop a few balloons at the height of 16,000 feet, and after 14 hours. He got tangled in a power line and blacked out part of a city for 20 minutes, and was fined $1,500.


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A few more...

Oh yeah, I have another 2:

This other guy was trying to run away from the cops, but his car was in reverse. And the police car was behind him. So when he suddenly accelerated, he went backwards and crashed into the police officers car, and was easily caught (the officer wasn't hurt much).

This guy robs a electronics store. He runs out, and changes into new clothes so that nobody will recognize him as the thief. Except he forgot his wallet in the pants, which later led the police to him.
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Did you hear about the guy who stole grape kool-aid? I don't remember all the details.. but it was really funny.
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Did you hear about the guy who stole grape kool-aid? I don't remember all the details.. but it was really funny.
Interesting....

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Here are a few I know...

There was a man who was trying to steal something, but the people from where he was trying to steal from knew him, so he decided to make the most full-proof mask ever. He made the mask black non-see through without nose, mouth, or eye holes. So the guy went to steal, but he couldn't see a thing. The police found him easily.

Someone went into a store and stole someone working there's credit card and her wallet. Later, he went back into the store and tried to buy something with the card he'd stolen, and the lady at the check out counter recognized her stolen wallet and her card, and also, her driver's licence was there so it had her picture in it. The bad guy was caught.
I'm going to have to refresh my memory on the other ones...
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Old 08-24-2008, 02:45 PM
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I got two i found on a show called worlds stupidest criminals.

two police officers went to a burger joint for hamburgers. the teens working the window had decided to play a prank and put marijuana in the burgers. the police were ok but the two guys got caught.

a guy went into a store with a job application. the application had all his personal info. he got the job, then robbed the store of a pack of cigarretes and a can of beer. he left the application on the counter and went across the street to smoke and drink on a patio that was not his. when he got caught he took his pictures at the police station with a smile on his face.
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