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Originally Posted by PowerGirl
Lol, my friend sent me these. Some of them were a little inappropriate, but here's some that are appropriate and pretty funny:
I used to be a fisherman, but I got caught playing hooky.
I wanted to be a mime but I talked myself out of it
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Hehe, I like those.
I have one:
There's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Unfortunately, someone would always steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."