A person who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".
So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.
So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the person.
So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."
I got this from a joke website and thought you might enjoy this.
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"And I'm juggling all the thoughts in my head/I'm juggling and my fears on fire/and I'm listening as it evolves in my head/I'm balancing on one fine wire" - Colbie Caillat, "One Fine Wire"
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"No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
That's pretty funny, I liked it. 
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