Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test

The Earth Is Full - Go Home

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

Anyone like these... there are so many funny ones!

yeah i like em! there cute!!!! i once saw some old weird guy driving a dark purple convertable and he had a bumper sticker that read,

"only my cat understands me" and it was a bright yellow sticker with a pic of a black cat on it....... he was kinda scary....... anyway i like your 'sayings'

PEACE OUT YA'LL

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I think I need this one for my mom's car. It's always so dirty!

my mom has wone that says i fore git

I saw this weird when. it said " do not meddle with the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup" hope ya'll like that one, too!

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Pirate 4 ever!!!!!!!!

A friend of mine uses that one for her signature line all the time lol

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Those are cute! I like this one: If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. haha.

They are all really funny!

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♥ I Don't Love You, Like I Did, Yesterday ♥

Yeah totally, these are all super funny! I see a lot of interesting bumper stickers, but usually I just forget them...

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Environmentalist & Pescetarian

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