1:Is it true people become guards because they can't get a job at mcdonalds?

2: EDITED: INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT

3:There's a spider on your head!

4:make your own language or code and speak to him in it.

5:walk around the gate he is guarding and whistle or hum the mission impossible theme tune.

6:bring a fake guard hat, stand by the guard and whenever someone walks past say "Pip-Pip"

7:get through the gate by saying your pass is invisible.

And finally:WHOA thet's a big moustache!


So do you like them?

LOL nice

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those er funny

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hilarious but what's a guard?

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a guard is someone who guards something important

Okay I was thinking like a crossing guard or something! Not an ACTUAL Guard

Im now thinking of the european guys with the big furry hats

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just getting it into your heads (not meant to be rude) that it is not a knight either.

funny