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Old 05-26-2007, 05:32 PM
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blonde joke

so a blonde goes to the airport and sees a sign that says airport left so she goes back home.
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Old 05-28-2007, 01:10 PM
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very funny

that was so funny Kat. Hi I'm smartcutie and nice joke.
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Old 06-03-2007, 08:42 PM
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Too funny, but I am blond!
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:30 AM
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Ok my friend told me this joke, but I won't say the word, i'll have this : ** to cover some of it. ([♥♥( it's a blonde joke btw )}])

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head, and they were on top of this magical mountain, what it does is you jump off the mountain and wish what you want to be, and u turn into that. so the brunette runs up, jumps off, and wishes she was an eagle, she turns into an eagle and flies off. the red head jumps off, and wishes she was a crow, she turns into a crow and flies off. then the blonde comes up and trips on a rock and says C***! and she turns into that and falls down to the ground.

here's another blonde joke.

a Blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a 50 story building that was on fire, and the fire men were all the way at the bottom waiting for the girls to jump off and land on the big blanket the fire men had. so the brunette jumped off and the fire men moved the blanket and she hit the ground and died. then the red head said, "i'm not jumping off cuz your gonna move the blanket like u did to that brunette." the fire men said, "no we won't, we just don't like brunettes, we like red heads" so she jumped off and the fire men moved the blanket and she hit the ground and died. the blonde came up and said, "i'm not coming down!" so the fire men said "come on! we won't move the blanket! we LOVE blondes like you!!" then the blonde said, "no listen to me.. set the blanket down, and back away slowly.."
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:55 AM
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Funny joke.
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:40 AM
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I don't get the second one.
I like the first one though! XD
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:40 PM
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Here's one.........................Once there was a blonde working at the M&M factory and was fired cuz she put a W instead of an M on the M&M! xD
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Old 06-20-2007, 03:16 PM
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Here's one.........................Once there was a blonde working at the M&M factory and was fired cuz she put a W instead of an M on the M&M! xD
That one is funny, but I think someone already put that...
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:17 PM
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the second one is funny because there is nobody to hold the blanket.
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Old 06-21-2007, 12:31 AM
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There was a blonde that was tired of being made fun of because of her hair. So she got it colored and cut. One day, she was driving down a road and saw a pasture with sheep and a farmer. She said to the farmer "If I tell you how many sheep are in that pasture, will you let me take one?" The farmer was sure she couldn't guess how many there were, so he agreed. "Hmm... 168?" the girl said. The farmer was shocked "Yes, that's how many. Now go pick your sheep." The blonde looked around for a bit and picked one. The farmer then told her. "If I can tell you your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Ahaha... That's hilarious.
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