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Ok my friend told me this joke, but I won't say the word, i'll have this : ** to cover some of it. ([♥♥( it's a blonde joke btw )}])
There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head, and they were on top of this magical mountain, what it does is you jump off the mountain and wish what you want to be, and u turn into that. so the brunette runs up, jumps off, and wishes she was an eagle, she turns into an eagle and flies off. the red head jumps off, and wishes she was a crow, she turns into a crow and flies off. then the blonde comes up and trips on a rock and says C***! and she turns into that and falls down to the ground.
here's another blonde joke.
a Blonde, brunette, and red head were on top of a 50 story building that was on fire, and the fire men were all the way at the bottom waiting for the girls to jump off and land on the big blanket the fire men had. so the brunette jumped off and the fire men moved the blanket and she hit the ground and died. then the red head said, "i'm not jumping off cuz your gonna move the blanket like u did to that brunette." the fire men said, "no we won't, we just don't like brunettes, we like red heads" so she jumped off and the fire men moved the blanket and she hit the ground and died. the blonde came up and said, "i'm not coming down!" so the fire men said "come on! we won't move the blanket! we LOVE blondes like you!!" then the blonde said, "no listen to me.. set the blanket down, and back away slowly.."
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