1st one:

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

2nd one:

What do you call a fish with two knees?

a Toone fish

3rd one:

Why was six afraid of seven?

Cuz Seven Eight Nine!

4th one! (blonde joke no offense to anyone)

so there was a redhair a brunnete and a blonde stuck in an island and had to swim 1000 meters to get to a safe land

so the brunnete swam 200 meters and drowned the redhaired swam 300 meters and drowned and the blonde swam 500 meters and got tired and swimmed back

hope they make sense

The last one was funny

LOL I LUVED THE LAST ONE! I'M SO TELLING THAT TO MY FRIENDS!! :sign0020::sign0020:

Might be just me.. but I don't get the fly one?

Hmm... a walk.? is that cuz he can't fly... but still Hmm.. :conehead:

i dont get the fly too..no offense but its not that funny for me.

i dont get the toone fish one its kinda weird..........

PEACE OUT YA'LL

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the last one was HYSTERICAL!

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