Nice ones Reenan

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thank you

-teach him how to light a match

-tell him that biting is VERY bad manners

-then tell him "you have to ask first"

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-tell him that he smells like a dog
-ask him if he's a cat person.
-get him a cat and name it Bella

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-Dye his hair bright green.
- when he finds out, insist "Green is your colour!"
-Organize a dentist appointment for him
-hand him a tooth fairy doll.
-when he asks dully "its for me, isn't it?"*remembers all the annoying things you've done"
-say"no, its for Renesmee..." and look at him strangely.
-then say "but I'll get one for you too, if you really want one..."

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- Tell him that Jacob Black is running for president and he's in the lead .
- Then give him posters and pins that say Vote Jacob Black .
- Drive REALLY slow
- Throw him in a crowd of crazy girl twilighters . XD

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-ask him for his autograph
-look at it and say "wow, you really ARE old..."
-then stare at him.
-then ask if he has ever been in a retirement home.
-keep muttering "he is so OLD!"

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I have read it and i do not like it alot!

-ask him what he sees in bella

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What does he see in Bella!

lol. girls have you watched the movie i think that he is madly in love with her.
And like he says "Bella i dont have the strength to stay away from you"

but i love it that you all have Questions and i have some answers too theem!
i AM CRAZZYYYY for twilight.

1.kiss him
2.in front of Bella
3.then walk up to Bella, and say "I PWN YOU!"
4.then kiss him again.


-tell him Jacob made a video of Renesmee playing.
-then show a video of Never Gonna give you up by Rick Astley.
-Then shout "You got rickrolled!"
(imagine that, Edward Cullen gets rickrolled!)
-videotape his reaction.
-put it on youtube.

-ask him if his hair is dyed.

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All in favour of making sock pies, say aye!
AND STIKCHICK PWNS ALL! oh yes indeedy. xD