Well here's mine, it's pretty simple.

"The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic with a combination of dark magic and gum disease."

I'll still be giving rep to whoever gets this right. That's 4 rep points my friends.

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"And I'm juggling all the thoughts in my head/I'm juggling and my fears on fire/and I'm listening as it evolves in my head/I'm balancing on one fine wire" - Colbie Caillat, "One Fine Wire"