Okay here's my story:
"Bob The Banana Wizard Pirate Dude"
Once upon a time there was a

named Billy. Billy loved to

. He was an impulsive little fellow. One day, in

class, Billy was very bored. His teacher was going on and on about

and how they became drummers.
Billy went

and the next thing he knew his teacher was playing the piano, so Billy got up and decided to

. His teacher was very

and sent Billy to the office. Upon getting there he saw that a new student was registering.
"

" said Billy sadly, as he was going to get in big trouble
again.
"

" said

. "My name's Bob. What's yours?"
"Billy." said Billy.
"I'm a pirate." Bob said.
"Sure you are. And I'm a

" Billy retorted.
"That's cool. I'm a

too." Bob said.
"Prove it." Billy said.
"Okay." said Bob. Bob turned around and turned the secretary into a

. She flew off at the speed of light and no one has seen her since.
"Wowz." Billy said.
Bob

.
Epilogue:
So, Billy and Bob became the best of friends, and they decided to travel the globe with Bob's pet talking dog

. They saved the world with Bob's magical powers and Billy's great ap*peal*. Haha, get it? I know, bad joke.