haha those were hilarious!!
i have two for ya:
#1
a blonde dyes her hair black and ran to the nearest farm. (for some odd reason) Then asked the farmer if she could guess how many sheep there were, than she could take one home with her. The farmer agreed and she began counting. When she finished, she arrived with the correct amount of sheep. The farmer told her to pick any sheep she wanted.
"Ill take this one please!" she said.
"Hmm... if i can guess what your real hair color is than i get the animal back okay?" The blonde thought it was fair because he kindly let her count and pick out a sheep.
"Okay, your a blonde, now give me back my dog!"

i hope NO ONE was offended while i was telling these jokes, i too have blonde hair so please don't think im some mean person