I spend a few days in the slammer, learning why people never steal animal clothing (or shoes), although that just might be common sense. They let me out soon after that, because apparently a pair of monkey shoes is not that big of a crime, even though I did not steal them (evil glare at PowerGirl). I run run run to Payless, where I *buy* cool shoes.
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I have a question. Why are security guards always associated with donuts and coffee?
And here is my cool shoes. I know you want them. (I actually do have these
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