LOL.

Cereal is delicious and all, and I enjoy it, but the cartoon characters are a bit out of hand. You forgot to mention "Froot Loops", with Uncle Toucan and his whiny nephews. Apparently now they are on a trip in a canoe to uncharted lands right near their tropical abodes. And the old pirate toucan keeps threatening that "Don't count on it ["smoothie" sailing]", but nothing ever happens.

As for Lucky Charms, Lucky obviously has some psychological issues that need to be seen to. First of all, it is revealed that he has a factory for his sugar-coded snacks. Nobody can eat a factory full of Lucky Charms. Really his inability to share and live as a midget hermit is bringing us all down.

Cap'n Crunch? I love this cereal, but the Cap'n has a few issues with the French. This "Jean La Foot" guy, it's just like Trix yogurt except Jean is the rabbit and Cap'n is the kids. However, there is no cute catch phrase for that except, "It's Jean La Foot!" which really could never catch on. "Crunch-a-tize" is. . .interesting except after awhile it got old. Just give the kids the Crunch and MOVE ON. Instead of interrupting karate classes and trips to the boardwalk.

Trix. Ok, if say, Avril Lavigne was on a box of Berry Berry Kix or something, wouldn't she be entitled to eating the cereal that she endorses? She would at least be sent a complimentary box of Berry Berry Kix for her services to the cereal. Now the rabbit, he is on Trix yogurt AND the cereal, and yet he gets nada, zip, zilch. The kids who always steal it from him seem to get it for free, yet they don't ever appear on the cereal box or the yogurts as far as I can remember.

Maybe this is why I like Multi Grain Cheerios. They don't have some cheesy commercial to go with it. Even if Honey Nut Cheerios do.

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