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Originally Posted by loonylovegood13
I tie up your cousin's co-worker's aunt's second cousin's best friend's dad's uncle's former college roommate's step-father until he lets me use his store as an evil lair. And in return i spare him his pet mermaid.
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First of all, I go to my cousin's co-worker's aunt's second cousin's best friend's dad's uncle's former college roommate's step-father and release the mermaid to the open sea where it can frolic and be free! After that heartfelt should-have-been-in-a-movie
scene, I go to Loony's "lair" and report it to the police
. Loony is then taken to an FBI headquarters for questioning.
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