I am brunette but since everyone is picking on the blondes....

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. So ugly guys would have someone to date.