I could totally be in that competition. My super-stragetic skills will leave no one victorious but ME!! Muahaha

Ok moment there. That's a little silly. But seriously folks, I am pretty good at that game. But I can't imagine anyone that is, well, an EXPERT on it. "Oh, I'm a Champion at Rock, Paper, Scissors". That sounds like something to put in your job application doesn't it?

<-- Muahaha! No one is safe from my Double Scissors Attack(TM)!!!!