Mine is Eugenia (like my username spelled backwards?) (Like Eugene, only with "uh" at the end)

So that when everyone was studying bacteria and stuff and cells in 5th grade, everyone laughed because my named sounded like one of the bacteria.
And no one quite know how to pronounce it. Or spell it.
So then a bunch of people just call be Euguh (Yoogah), Eugia (Yoogia), or Genie.


I've developed more crush problems. Apparently my crush isn't dating someone, but my friend did ask (or maybe she lied and now everything is still a mystery ACK), and a creepy looking 8th grader asked me out (and i slammed my locker in his face and ran to my next class and forgot my books and now I feel guilty), and if my friend did ask my crush might know it's me because my friend always comes to talk to m and... and... and i am so confused...