I had to edit some of these. But they are still pretty funny.

*Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

*In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

*Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

* Have everyone Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

*When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

* Tell Your siblings over dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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