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Ainegue · #50 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 07:01 PM

Look suspicious in front of security cameras.
Switch around peoples shopping carts when they're not looking.
Switch around the digits on the price signs.
Grab a toy microphone (or anything that looks like one, such as a hairbrush) and sing along loudly to the store music.
Go to the toy section and turn on everything that makes sounds and/or has lights.
Make a line of items, with a glass object at the end. Start to juggle each one in order.
Climb up to the top of one of the shelves, then dangle your legs down at the other customers.
Insist that the glass objects in the store are really plastic.
Bring a live animal into the store and let it loose.
Sit in the clothes section with a pie or cake, and start eating it with your hands.
Crabwalk, handstand, duckwalk, or other form of weird movement, across the store. Act like you are completely normal and pretend to shop.
Enter the store with a group of friends behind you. Have them act like you are the King/Queen of someplace, and insist to the store employees that you are entitled to free stuff.
Start playing soccer in the store, or preferably tennis.
If the store has a food place in it (like the Walmart I go to has a Subway), start a food fight and dance on the tables.
Put sticky notes and kick-me signs on the employees (or customers, whichever)
Suddenly sit down (in the view of the security camera) and pretend to cry.
Stand at the cash register with a full shopping cart. When the cashier finishes checking out the items (or until a long enough line forms), say that you forgot your wallet. Works best if friends are doing to same thing at the other registers as well.
Replace the clothes from the womans clothes section with the mens, kids, or infants section.