"The next day, Jack went to work, and was paid with a bucket of ice cream. Jack sat on the bucket of ice cream, but before he could figure out how to get it home like that, it melted. When Jack came home, he had an empy bucket and he had wet pants on. His mother was very angry with him. "Jack, you NOODLEHEAD! Next time, carry it by the handle!"

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