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Old 03-25-2008, 05:16 PM
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blossomgirl101 starting off well here!
I have some, a bit long though.

There was a blonde, brunette, and red head in front of a magic mirror. If you tell a lie you get taken in it forever. The red head said, "I'm the prettiest girl ever," and got taken in. The brunette said, "I'm the smartest girl ever," and got taken in. The blonde said, "I think," and got taken in. It's pretty funny if you get it.

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head (again) and were running from the police. They found a place to hide. The red head hid behind a cage of cats and said meow, the brunette hid behind a cage of dogs and said woof, and the blonde hid behind a sack of potatoes and said potato.

Here is the list of blonde jokes I found:

There was a blonde that was so dumb she...

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
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Last edited by blossomgirl101; 03-25-2008 at 05:30 PM. Reason: I got the list finally. ^_^
 
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