A oy was sitting in class and he needed to go to the toilet, and so he asked his teacher, and his teacher said say aloud the alphabet. so he started: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,U,V,W,X,Y,Z. The teacher said were's the and the boy said runing down my leg!